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2009-05-27T03:17:33Z

Huhuhuhuhuuhusotomayorhuhuhuhuhu///// #_#

This justiszche has already installed mirrors on his Adidas kicks.

v0te

2008-02-05T01:51:04Z

Heeey ^_^ sup, Scalia here.....
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anyway....

As SUPREMO Court jhuzstizsczsjche of the Unitedos Estados, it is my:

Duty
Honor
Priveledgeee
Right
etc

to nominate a person for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATEZ OF AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!

HUhuhuhuhu.///

and guess who I choose!

Terri Schaivo !

vote4HERRRRRRR!

thanks I think good things. cu l8r bye

this post was brought 2 u by a supreme impostador of supreme court juzsctische antonin scalia! ie thiz ain't no real juszsctijzchse! ((((((((wtf ihave2saythat.huhuhu/...,,,...<>./

h u h i h uu

2006-06-28T03:12:26Z

phaaaaaaaantom boner....///

The State of the Union SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

2006-02-01T02:00:34Z

8:59-- I wanted 2 watch GILMORE GIRLZ.... and this party does not have any BUFALLO WINGS

I am in a BAD MOOD

9:04:-- This sux! I am in the coat closet and I am not in the room with my pals!

9:07-- Huhuhu//// I found some good stuff in Diane Fienstein's coat// (bubble gum and crystal meth) *_*

9:12-- I hope there are lots of standing ovations tonight. I stocked up on whoopee cushions// huhuhuhu/////

9:22--
HAY!!!!! someone locked me in this closet! I can't get OUT!

HUUUUU I found a transistor radio and I am listening to the prex do his talking..... I luv that dude but his sibilant SSSSSSSSSSes give me the shiver-a-dooass!!!!!!

BRB this juzstische is going 2 masturb8

9:29-- This justizsche jizzed where he ought not have -_- The radio is working better now though ^_^

9:35-- Ummmmm..... the prez wants 2 listen 2 my phone calls. And yours! I'm a republican and all, but this justischeieie is a little ashamed of some international communications-----//// I prank called Libera FUCK.

Also wtf? I went 2 law school & I know this ain't right!

huhuhuhuhu freedom is on the march.....millionmommarch...........

9:51-- I just found Sandra Day O'Connor stuck on a coat hook!

If I were a different kind of guy, being around a womb with all these coat hangers at hand would give me a vile, rotten, bad idea/// huhuhuhuhu/////

9:57-- Wtf?! Prez Bush wants to ban centaurs and minotaurs!? Human-animal hybrids could be cool ^_^

10:04-- Time to head to the after party!

Huhuhu/// Partee!

2006-02-01T01:40:19Z

I'm going to a big party tonight on Capitol Hill! I got a cell phone with the internet on it for Christmas and I'm going to play games if the Prez gets too boring. @_@

pEyOtE

2006-01-19T02:07:17Z

huhuhuhuhu............//...................

coooter

hold on please. i will return in a moment!

huhuhu// it's official!

2005-12-31T21:45:42Z

This justizsche is the funniest!

I <3 the NY Times

^_^

2005-10-31T23:49:54Z

This justizsche APPROVES! Sam Alito = SCALITO!

huhuhuuuuuuu//// an intervieuuu//!@#

2005-10-09T16:37:47Z

ME ME ME ME!!!!//

They said SC@L1@ (ME) said thiz juzzstizsxche (ME) needs tiempo 2 think & write............

what I really said was "I CANT BE CHIEF I NEED TO UPDATE MY LIVEJOURNAL AND READ MY FRIENDS PAGE"

I hate being cens0r3d.

huhu////

2005-09-22T04:37:32Z

#___#

FUCKIN' A!

2005-09-05T14:57:00Z

Roberts is going to get a shiv in his back @_@

HUHUHUHU////

2005-09-04T03:45:49Z

HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU//////// X_X

2005-09-04T03:12:42Z

Rehnquist is dead. I'm THE BOSS//

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My BFFs

2005-08-05T02:26:39Z

UUUUUU!!!!!! HH!H!H!!

2005-07-13T18:18:15Z

THIZ IZ

SCALIA!

I am a bulbous-radio mimer

*___*

!///!!

I am a ting-boating rabbit-farming mis-stepping palindrome family!!///

I AM VERY DRUNK ON CYANIDE....
.......................I WILL BE RIGHT BACK HOLD ON

O'Connor: A Goner

2005-07-02T00:22:24Z

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!

No more O'Connor! Fuckity-drat! I wanted Rehnquist to quit! (This Justizsche has ambition.) O'Connor was the cute one ^_^. She had the best seat though, so maybe I can snatch it now.

I sent a message to President Bush asking him to appoint Mrs. Scalia. I'm very fond of her. She could be called Scalia 2. @_@

I hope he appoints someone smart this time. (Thomas and I aren't speaking this week. He killed my cat. *_*)

This entry was committed under duress by a Justizsche who knows what's ^." -By the grace of God, Scalia

FURY!

2005-04-14T23:11:20Z

WHEN U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia (above) spoke Tuesday night at NYU's Vanderbilt Hall, "The room was packed with some 300 students and there were many protesters outside because of Scalia's vitriolic dissent last year in the case that overturned the Texas law against gay sex," our source reports. "One gay student asked whether government had any business enacting and enforcing laws against consensual sodomy. Following Scalia's answer, the student asked a follow-up: 'Do you sodomize your wife?' The audience was shocked, especially since Mrs. Scalia [Maureen] was in attendance. The justice replied that the question was unworthy of an answer." --The NY Post

antonin_scalia @ 2005-04-10T21:36:00

2005-04-11T01:36:36Z

HUHUIHUHUHU

*_*

Ssssssssssssssssssssssschiavo!

2005-03-27T13:32:11Z

This justizsche ruled this week! I ruled that Terry Schiavo is allowed to die. Her parents were all "what?!? @_@" but I told them that the Founding Fathers died, and if they want their daughter to not be allowed to die, to amend the constitution to be written by immortals. (I've been working on this one.. see my other rulings re: the 10 commandments.)

I told them a joke, but they didn't think it was very funny. I forget what it was now ^_^

"This post was made by a Justizsche who rose from the dead on the third day, like Punxsatawney Phil." -A. Scalia

^_^

2005-01-28T21:50:48Z

Vote 4 me!!!!

Hu!

2005-01-01T18:48:43Z

I made new years resolutions/. ^_^ They are:
1) Eat more #_#
2) Sing a HIGH C
3) Judge Judiciously////
4) Practice my handbells
5) Kiss my wife every weekend ^.^
6) run like the wind///// huhuhuhu

huhuhu/

2004-12-30T05:15:59Z

This juzstiche ain't too old to do party trix!!//// It's oreofuchi's birthday and ol' Scalia's going to his party.

I can turn my eyes inside out// %____%

brb!

Psst

2004-12-20T07:00:52Z

Psst. Is Rehnquist dead yet?

HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU///////////////////////

2004-11-18T21:31:42Z

I went to NYC today and I ruled!!!!/// ©_© You may have heard about it from a lil' birdee.

here is what I wore: my Justizsche robe, my lucky pinky ring, and my amicus curae boxer briefs!! They are white with amicus curae sentences written all over them, like "We luv the court" and "you are awesome, court" and "let us please be friends court" and "scalia you rock." I wear them only when I feel good!!! *_*

Brb my tea boiled.

A proclamation

2004-11-18T09:22:29Z

Alberto Gonzalez is a shitty shrew/// @_@